Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Pathetic Entity. and ..........

...Requested by Ben, he wanted a clearer outline on what the hell it's going on...and once again I shall deliver.

Warning: Not for the weak heart.

1.40 AM, Monday, Master Room (My room)

I finally managed to get some sleep until someone knocked my door repeatedly. I woke up and opened door. "QUICK! Go to the living room, no matter what you do don't look to Mr. Anus room."

And here it comes, it was one hell of a bloody tale. I never thought i will ever experienced it. As I walk through the hallway, I peek inside Mr.Anus's room, saw nothing, heard nothing. i just woke up my senses are not there yet.

I walked down the stairs and started to asked what went wrong. They kept quiet... and I am starting to hear a weird moaning sound coming out of Mr. Anus's room.

A sound never meant to be human, it moans and followed up by a constant groaning. I starting to feel the chills climbing up my spines. I asked what the hell it's going on? He explained,

" As I am sitting infront of my laptop a heat suddenly arise from the floor and the moaning and groaning started. Without hesitation, I ran out from the room and starting to knocked on Frankie's door."

The moaning and groaning continues and it get louder and louder.

He is scared shitless. Everyone is. We locked ourselves in one of the housemates room downstairs. The sound continues to grow louder and sharper...

I went up stairs and took my phone, I was warned never to look into his room while I go up. It was nothing, I walked to my room, searched for my phone, and slowly walked downstairs.

In this situation, you were to act it is normal so you don't provoke them. I called the agent, telling him exactly what was going on. He advised me to evacuate the house. Of course, I had to listen but sadly, today, one of my housemates created a poll, said that I am ranked no.3 in the house when it comes to how brave I am. Well, I have to admit at that time I am scared, but not stupid. At least i am calm and I think it is a wise choice to evacuate the house since it is haunted.

PS. At least I am not as scared of MR anus.

Agent A and Agent....A..( Anson and Alvin) arrived at four am and both indeed confirm this house is definetely haunted. They called up a gangster with scary looks.

When he arrived, he walked up the stairs and starting to scan the room. "I feel nothing..."
" Is this your first time?" I replied "Yes". He went silent and he apologised since he cannot do anything. He said we need an exorcist to do a job.

The agent check the speakers. As he switched off the speakers, the sound's gone.....everyone felt relieved and the moment he turned back on. There goes the sound again.

We checked on Mr. Anus's Laptop. And what we saw made me scared until now......

A pop-up advertisement writing

"SCARE YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS SCARY RINGTONES! DOWNLOAD NOW!"

GOOD JOB LA.

CONCLUSION, and MORAL OF THE STORY.

Mr. Anus had done it again, first he clogged the Internet connection.
Second, he scared the living shit out of everyone.
Third, Saying unnecessary things every time.

This fella is a walking disaster.

I had concluded that I really obviously going to hate this guy even more in the near future.

If you really want to know.

Mr Agent, had a really bad impression on Mr. Anus.

The whole household is making fun of him.

I felt very pathetic. Dad laughed at me, mom said I am being stupid. Epic FAIL!

I came to understand a few things. And I clearly very despise a certain way of thinking.

its 4 am .. I gonna blog about that next time. It's about feeling pity.

1 comment:

Chris said...

HAHAHAHAHA seriously? u all though it was haunted? LOL!!! Upload la a pic to show how Mr.Anus looks like xD