Friday, July 31, 2009

I hope it's for real.

I received a brilliant news.

Our heart piercing, back stabbing, mouth rotting, mind fucked, problematic face Mr. Anus is going to leave us.

Hey! Don't give me that look. I am completely innocent.

Although I admit I am a brilliantly ruthless cold heart(yet good looking) ahem* man.
I have nothing to do with this. Okay perhaps a little... but what I just did was kicking him out of the network and switching off the wireless. Life without Internet is harsh.

After the pop up ad incident, he is not the same Mr. Anus that I knew anymore. He said he still hear ghost cries at night. I guess it is echoing inside his head.

I asked a few friends and families of mind.

Dad said, "There is a ghost when we live at the village near Ampang LRT. But the cry is nothing so simple as you described to me. The scream was fierce and loud and it travels through the whole village like an angry gale. That is the first and last time I ever encounter the sound."

Hypothesis.

The more you think about it, the more it is likely to exist. Except the fact money don't grow on trees.

Okay, i will respect him for once by calling his name once. His name is Roy. So not the flame alchemist himself.

I wish him three things for the journey he is going to embark.

1. Good Luck. He really needs it.
2. I wish the place he stayed is not near to any supernatural related object or entities.
3. I wish his best friend do not kick him out of the house after 2 months.

Although there is no point to say this since he is moving away, I will say it anyways. His action are getting very annoying but I don't own the house I rather chose to be silent... but it doesn't mean acceptance.

1. Now, he is pissed off as me because I zeroed his connectivity to the internet.
2. He stays at the living room on the dinner table (which is our only table) and loaf around whole day by watching .RMVB movies over and over again.
3. He refuse to enter his room due to his so called "imaginary friend" is inside with him
4. He don't come back to sleep anymore. If you are wondering where do he sleep.

I felt pity for him in a way. He's been mindfucked so bad.

Well, perhaps I am not in the position to say this... but what my advices for all of you guys who lives outside of your house.

1. Avoid trouble.Think for yourself and the others at the same time. Don't trouble others.
2. No matter what happen, if you are going to live outside in a certain period amount of time, do not always jump to supernatural conclusion. There are a lot of explanations for everything.
3. Do please make yourself at home only when you enter your room.

Tha's all for tonight. Thanks.

P.S tonight is one of my most relieved day in my life.

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The best dreams are the unattainable ones.

some of my close friends already know that I would like to rule one of the mass media industry through gaming magazines. Yes, it was stupid I know. Today, I met one of my marketing lecturer and I told him about my crazy idea, which he replied,

"Good! Keep it up,the best dreams are the unattainable ones". He continued and gave me a few guidelines.

"Before you venture into the unknown, all you have to do is prepare for the worst outcome."

Reasons that the Gaming Magazine will cease to work.

1) The market.
2) The team.
3) The people.
4) The situation.
5) The trend.


The market basically implies on the social/community network in Malaysia. Gaming magazines were meant to target gamers, specifically. And the mindset of gamers, were more on the "product" side. Make a good game, they will remember the title. Make a bad game they will remember the title and the developers.

So, in order to market gaming magazines, either start with a price dirt cheap/ low quality or normal/high quality. It all depends actually. The impression of "price" is really a factor here. Set too low, it will be considered cheap, setting it too high will be considered "not worth the price."

The team, to be honest. I wish I could work with Ah Yia, Rachel, Ben, Psycho and Guan. They had a lot knowledge in games. Especially Ah Yia, with his FPS knowledge, Psycho with his Dungeon and Dragons and Guan with data games and Ben with his photo shooting technique. Then again, they have their own dreams to pursue and their own path to choose. It's just a hope.

The people, since it is a multi-racial country,in order to win the heart of the market. The Magazine must be in at least two languages, which is our Chinese language and English. Of course, English will be the primary language.

The situation, they are 2 major gaming magazines in Malaysia. Gameaxis by Singapore and PCGamer by the United Kingdom. Both of them, were gaming magazine but on different target markets. THEY ARE NOT COMPETITORS because their target market and contents were completely different.

And we have to know that Malaysia, is an unexplored market. Especially for something this new, or perhaps we should raise our kids as elites Starcraft or Warcraft players like Korea.

The trend, most of the countries is focusing in the east. Due to the rise of China, it was inevitable, that one day the developers and producers will be targeting them in the near future. I will see Call of Duty 8, in chinese language.

Prediction: Singapore will be market leader for games in SEA. The Chinese will keep coming up on MMO that has hideous graphics.

In order to succeed, a strategy model must be created to ensure success.

How Gameaxis rule the market? How PCGamer goes International?
They are a bunch of questions that I really want to know....

Am I really capable of doing this?
Am I driven by passion or money?

I had really no idea.

I had been studying both Diploma Mass Communications and Degree in Business Administration. And trust me, everything is relate to one another.

Tuesday, July 14, 2009

it's proven that dishes are best serve cold.

Games that I am anticipating this year. Perhaps I am not able to play one of them. Let's not say anything about about my old dated PC shall we? it's time for an upgrade mom! if you are reading this.

What is better than Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare? The simple answer is Modern Warfare 2. No introduction needed for this game. What I wish for it? Better Multiplayer, better Campaign and we obviously need more guns that packs a punch.

It is without a doubt, Modern Warfare 2 will once again suppress my hunger for good games.
Talk less, more action. Roll the videos please!




Keywords for the game? A sequel, your name is persistent, and a snow mobile chasing gameplay. How can I not play this game?


Next stop,

What game relates to Venice, Leonardo Da Vinci, and an Assassin. In case you really don't know, it's Assassin's Creed 2.



Once again, you will be scaling the roofs, jumping from an edge to another, falling from heights, killing your targets in fashionable ways and wield tons of weapons like an axe, warhammer and a mace.

The dev team of Ubisoft claimed that this will be a major improvement from Assassin's Creed. Yes, they manage to solve the repetitive issue of AC. Do it.

Next!

"Where's Zoey?" this is the first reaction...
"Where are the others?" my second reaction.
Which lead to ...

"Oh...New Orleans." So everything goes south now ain't it partner?
But hey? Who cares? New guns, new melee weapons, and 3 new type of boss zombies. Hell yeah. Merry Christmas..So what to expect next Christmas and the other coming XMAS? Yes, a poster of a decaying hand with 3 fingers left.



Last but not least and I just have to get rickrolled by surfing Youtube and while searching for my favorite games. Damn, I am pissed.

Let us not forget Starcraft 2.

Hell, it's about time.....

Wednesday, July 8, 2009

Pathetic Entity. and ..........

...Requested by Ben, he wanted a clearer outline on what the hell it's going on...and once again I shall deliver.

Warning: Not for the weak heart.

1.40 AM, Monday, Master Room (My room)

I finally managed to get some sleep until someone knocked my door repeatedly. I woke up and opened door. "QUICK! Go to the living room, no matter what you do don't look to Mr. Anus room."

And here it comes, it was one hell of a bloody tale. I never thought i will ever experienced it. As I walk through the hallway, I peek inside Mr.Anus's room, saw nothing, heard nothing. i just woke up my senses are not there yet.

I walked down the stairs and started to asked what went wrong. They kept quiet... and I am starting to hear a weird moaning sound coming out of Mr. Anus's room.

A sound never meant to be human, it moans and followed up by a constant groaning. I starting to feel the chills climbing up my spines. I asked what the hell it's going on? He explained,

" As I am sitting infront of my laptop a heat suddenly arise from the floor and the moaning and groaning started. Without hesitation, I ran out from the room and starting to knocked on Frankie's door."

The moaning and groaning continues and it get louder and louder.

He is scared shitless. Everyone is. We locked ourselves in one of the housemates room downstairs. The sound continues to grow louder and sharper...

I went up stairs and took my phone, I was warned never to look into his room while I go up. It was nothing, I walked to my room, searched for my phone, and slowly walked downstairs.

In this situation, you were to act it is normal so you don't provoke them. I called the agent, telling him exactly what was going on. He advised me to evacuate the house. Of course, I had to listen but sadly, today, one of my housemates created a poll, said that I am ranked no.3 in the house when it comes to how brave I am. Well, I have to admit at that time I am scared, but not stupid. At least i am calm and I think it is a wise choice to evacuate the house since it is haunted.

PS. At least I am not as scared of MR anus.

Agent A and Agent....A..( Anson and Alvin) arrived at four am and both indeed confirm this house is definetely haunted. They called up a gangster with scary looks.

When he arrived, he walked up the stairs and starting to scan the room. "I feel nothing..."
" Is this your first time?" I replied "Yes". He went silent and he apologised since he cannot do anything. He said we need an exorcist to do a job.

The agent check the speakers. As he switched off the speakers, the sound's gone.....everyone felt relieved and the moment he turned back on. There goes the sound again.

We checked on Mr. Anus's Laptop. And what we saw made me scared until now......

A pop-up advertisement writing

"SCARE YOUR FRIENDS WITH THIS SCARY RINGTONES! DOWNLOAD NOW!"

GOOD JOB LA.

CONCLUSION, and MORAL OF THE STORY.

Mr. Anus had done it again, first he clogged the Internet connection.
Second, he scared the living shit out of everyone.
Third, Saying unnecessary things every time.

This fella is a walking disaster.

I had concluded that I really obviously going to hate this guy even more in the near future.

If you really want to know.

Mr Agent, had a really bad impression on Mr. Anus.

The whole household is making fun of him.

I felt very pathetic. Dad laughed at me, mom said I am being stupid. Epic FAIL!

I came to understand a few things. And I clearly very despise a certain way of thinking.

its 4 am .. I gonna blog about that next time. It's about feeling pity.

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Subject Review.

This is not a video game review, due to scarcity of video games in Kampar. I had yet to get a hold of any games that interest me. So, rather than letting this blog die or abandoned it. I will full it with post of my personal life for now.

This blog is still dedicated Video Gaming although it will be filled up with my life rantings for the moment.

Studies...the most hardest job for a student to do. AND I still believe students were one of the most hardest profession.

1) Your salary is your results.
This is what student normally being pay off.. Results....Results...

2) Your salary will only be received after working for4 months.
-One sem equals to at least more than 3 months...okay maybe four, a rough calculation but almost there.

3) Your salary is based on your performance.
-Work hard, good results. Lazy, bad results. Period.

4) Your basic salary is crap, it all depends on your commissions.
-Contradicting with no.3 but still if you only have the basics or the foundation for a certain subject or field. You'll never make it to higher level.

5) If your salary doesn't exceed the requirements given by the company, you will have to pay them with your cash.
-Resit paper needs cash. Cold-heart cash....

6) Your time is too flexible..or inflexible.
- Study for 8 long hours but having a gap time for almost 4 hours is promising. Good Job.
Having an hour break time but having to study continuously for 4 and a half hours. Bloody good job.

Okay. Enough. Perhaps for the one that said only Students could enjoy life, perhaps you are right. Perhaps.

My subjects and how well I think I could perform.

Economics
Graph, Graph, and more graphs. They were so many theories and application for you too read. Still this class requires logic and concentration power. Hell, no business paper requires creativity except for a few subjects. In this paper, I think I could definitely nail it....If my textbook could arrive earlier.

Business Accounting.
Principle of Accounting obviously. But still Trial balance, Balance sheet, and the ledger are nothing for me. What I hadn't learned is the Income statement, Cashbook, and other stupid books that requires you to draw a T. The paper requires FULL CONCENTRATION and principles......AGAIN I NEED MY HOLY BOOK to score the paper.

Cooperate and Business Law.
Varied?Vary?Or Void? Good news I got my four holy statutes, bad news. You need to max at least three skills to ace the paper. Perception, logic, concentration. A very fun subject only if you are interested in how the thing works. I give it a awesome 3/5 I will have a good chance of scoring this paper.

Ps. Today in my class, one of the girl cried during this subject. It appears to be she's completely clueless on what is happening in the class since she is new to law. But why the tears? I don't know.

Quantitative Techniques.
Now I can feel my tears.
Judging on the name you'll already know that the subject is not simple.
1) Addmaths basic skills provide good advantages.
2) My Addmaths is 8E
3) My maths modern is 3B
4) Maths is never my cup of tea

UNTIL.......

My only teacher, which is 5 or 6 year old website. Thanks to the subscribers and teachers that posted their video on , yes you got it, Youtube.
Differentation, Intergration, and other business quantitativecal techniques methods could be found via Youtube.

With youtube I have no fear of any calculation application.

Good chance I will pass this paper and get a B with my abysmal maths. With an addition of past years and tutorial questions good chance I could get higher than B. Hope is there but it's like Icarus with wings. Fly higher happily and fall to mayhem when the wings made together with wax melted by the heat of the sun. In other words, if Youtube teaches the wrong method, I'll die.
Still it's better than the brief lecture notes. If I were to put it into sweeter words.
It's all up to me to determine the outcome.

Principle of Marketing.

Introduction to advertising all over again. But with the different meaning of 4P's and totally different concept. My only hope of passing the paper is reading the case studies and doing the tutorial. Reading the lecture notes is never enough to get a pass since the lecturer tends to wander off in his own dreamland but still it's related. I give it a 3/5 that I will pass ..but not score. I had yet to read the case studies so.... no confidence to pass this paper yet.