Fictitious Reality.

Forewarning this is a joke post.
Few days ago, when I was up in the mountains. An inspiration struck me like thunderbolts. Sending infinite resources of ideas. I don't even have the time to write it down because I was in the tour van and that tour guide is as noisy as hell and not to mention the passengers. Here it goes.

"I hope now, an alien mothership will hover above us and start sending it sentinels and blast the shit of us.", one of my friend says it before. I kinda agree but what are the let downs? In game you are limited by the game's system. While in real world, the possibility are infinite. Thus it leads to this post.
The idea here is, if the gaming world and this living world merged. Like this.

Zombie Apocalypse.
Resident Evil (yes)
Left 4 Dead (no)

Disadvantage.

Okay, now here is the deal. Unlike in any video games, your life were either indicated by numbers or pulses.
In the real world, human are fragile beings.
No numbers, No instant herb cure, medipack cure, health from the vending machine or any other items that increased the number.
And the worst, in real life.Friendly fire is enabled.
Hand a gun to a newbie without training = death of millions of own kind.
The worst of all, no save points.
If you ever stumble upon a type writer and you happened to have an ink ribbon be sure to type it in so the zombies can chew you from behind. Example for an RE in-game save game that is happening in the real world.

A type writer! Save your game? Yes. *types in*

YEONG ZI WEN (^_^v) <--picture.
Date Saved: 9.33 AM 31/2/09.
Living Hall- Mansi *(fadsfasdasdhpjbbcn^jhaksljdhaks <--- typo due to attack from zombies.
__________________________________

You Are Dead.

Good job. No save points in real life.

Other disadvantages: No infinite ammo, no difficulties settings, no options available.
Other worst disadvantages: Assholes of your own kind. ( shoot you from behind, human shield, take your food, rape zombies. opps).

Okay, how bout advantages.

Advantages

Physics if fully applied in the real world. You can move anything. Unlike in game, barrels and boxes were only serve as background.
Barricade, create walls. Well it's plus advantage.
. . . . . .
Sorry, that's the only advantage if you are like me. Unless you have a shotgun in the basement or a chainsaw. I don't think you have much option other than running if you live in Malaysia.

Best Advantage : Companion. A dog is too stereotyping, so as the basketball. How about a female? A hot one around my age I guess. xD.

Bestest Advantage: Having a hot girlfriend that is willing to sacrifice anything for you during the Apocalypse. Sounds familliar don't you think.

There is really no advantage. Be prepare to face extinction.

Alien Invasion

Be it an egg that produces facehuggers or a mothership that sends a platoon of pew pew flying saucers to invade our planet.

We can never rely on two things if this were bound to happen.
1. Our pitiful race.
2. Tom Cruise.

Chances of Aliens that travels millions of lightyears were afraid of bullets and bombs were more than getting killed by a sneeze. Imagine what the alien will report to it's leader.

Alien: Your Almighty, we have been defeated.
Almighty Alien : How? You said that our weapon technology surpasses the human's one for at least million of years. I demand an explaination.
Alien: I am prepared to be punish o' almighty. The R&D department has tested it. It looks like the humans are capable of spreading germs from their mouth and noses.
AA: What? That's preposterous. Well, let's retreat for now....For infinity and beyond.

*imagine what our fart could do.* xD JK.

Fantasies.
Look! Papa! My hand is on fire. This is what happen if you teach your kids magic at a very young age.

Well, you see. Fantasy is a term that made by humans. So, dragons and other mythical being will be included in this section. And the settings, most of it, it's medieval style. Well, other than Final Fantasy series of course.

Let's choose the Final Fantasy series settings. It's more than enough fantasy for that one.
Magics and Summons were common in the Final Fantasy world.

Put that in reality, you will see signs like this.

Uses of magic will be shot.

The sign: A mage being shot by someone.

$500000 fine for every magic use.

or maybe a statute regarding Magi act.

So, with all the restrictions. It has concluded that magic is not meant for daily practices. LoL.
It's better to be human.

With magic around I can see why, most of the fantasy were in medieval setting. There is a logic behind it.

If you can levitate, why do you need a car?
If you can create fire out your palm. Tell me what is the purpose of the torch light.
If you can end a war with magic will there be guns and tanks and world war 2 movies?

LoL. That is the logic.
See ya next time. Game on.