Thursday, December 10, 2009

Refresh Button.

It had been the 500th times I pressed the refresh button for logging into my UTAR Online Course Registration account. I sure some of you press over 5000 times. But fear not. I will help you to log into the website without the need for signing in and by passing the system itself.

It is wise that each UTARIAN needs to wake up early to register their course or else you will be suffering bad timetable for the rest of the semester. OR even worse for student that cycles you will need go for 6 PM class due to your late registration. But fear not, all will be solved with my method.

Steps
1. Get mozilla. If you wanna get IE make sure you will know how to save your password with IE
2. Save your password if you manage to successfully log in the course registration system. IT is best to save your password during the timetable preview.
3. After save, you will just have to wait until the day the course registration started.

Okay here comes the fun part.
First, you open Firefox.

Click history tab, then Click show all history.




Look for the link that I am pointing in the black line.
In case you can't see the link is.
unitreg.utar.edu.my ..../index.jsp
Put an effort to look for it. Too ease your finding click the Tags Tab above. And beside of Name tab. After locating it, and clicking the link. You will get something like this by passing the signing in system.



That's all and you successfully logged in without signing in.

Now worship me or press the refresh button for like 50000 times and still fail at registering the course. I am just kidding. Ok, off to study.

Saturday, December 5, 2009

Greatest reason to ban a game.

Mosaics? Blurred image? *beep* ? Not released in your country?
Today post featuring the most akward and common reason to ban a game.

*Warning! Might not be so awkward and common to certain individuals.*

Australia gaming controversy and gatekeepers for the gaming industry are very hardworking indeed. They have over 20 games being censored for the last few years.

The famous Post-Thermonuclear apocalypse title Fallout 3 was edited because in game drug use.
True, in the game, you venture as a lonely wanderer with nothing but rocks, dirt, radioactive goons and critters that always wanted a piece of you. Most of the time to keep yourself alive and cleansing radiation. Drugs were introduce. Although there was no actual footage of you taking the drug and all you did was clicked or pressed the shortcut button to consume the drug, you will get MA15++ Fallout 3.

Not only it did get banned in Australia.
You might have guessed it was also banned in Japan due to the Hiroshima and Nagasaki incident during World War 2.

Harmless data game, Football Manager 2005 was banned from China for recognizing Tibet as an independent country. This is very weird... can someone kindly explain to me why they ban it because of recognizing Tibet as an independent country?

What about Command Conquer Generals? They do portray China as a neutral being...
Unfortunately, yes, they joined the club as well... "smearing the image of China and the Chinese army"........ Does it mean they are all the way evil? or all the way good?

How bout Nazis reference game? Do they get banned in Germany? Yes. They did.
Wolfenstein 3D was banned.
FATALITY! Mortal Combat was also banned for explicit violence in Germany. Although there no Nazi reference. Just for shattering a frozen enemy earns you a title of a violent game.

We have Europeans, Chinese, Japanese.... How bout Islamic country like Saudi? Yes they banned Pokemon. I am serious, no joke, the reason they gave because it is promoting Zionism and gambling." But not the game, just the trading card though. I don't see the difference maybe because i didn't play the game. Just Saudi though. And I have no idea how can it be related to Zionism because Japan invented Pokemon? Or am I wrong? Maybe I am wrong.

Call of Duty 4 Modern Warfare will never be seen in the shelves of Arab Saudi too. Because of a Al-Asad pulling trigger to President Fulani's head I suppose?

That's all for now. Hope it entertains ya. If you guys are wonderin'.
Resident evil 5 is missing from the list. It has tons of gory scenes.
So does Metal Gear Solid.
Where is GTA? It is damn obvious that why the game is being banned I never state the obvious.
Where is WOW? IT HAS alot of explicit language directly or indirectly.
GAME ON!

Monday, November 30, 2009

Left 4 Dead 2? More like Left None Alive, 0.

We heard all about it.

Although 2 hours of non-effective gameplay in the Cyber Cafe could not be considered as a professional review of a mere FPS game, I know Left 4 Dead so well, I can even walk backwards from the starting point to the Safehouse. Okay a bit of exaggeration won't kill. But I am familiar with the prequel and so are my friends.

I assume anyone who reads my blog know what has been added and retained in Left 4 Dead 2. I even assume most of you already play the game as well.

My Review once again has evolved into simple minded point form phrases more than long essays style.

Weapons

Let me see. Unlike the predecessor, we have a huge options of weapons; from a handgun, magnum to axe and chainsaws. The biggest add is the melee weapons that delivers a one-hit kill towards any infected except for bosses.

To be honest, the melee weapon is overrated. If anyone can give me 3 good logical explanations that why we must pick melee over range or even having it in your slot I will and shall waver your opinion.

I'll give you 3 good logical explanations:

1. Killing everything it touches, it inflicts area damage.
Yes, the motion's of wielding one weapon is very damaging. Killing everything that is infront of your monitor. Hell of an experience for the first 20 minutes or until you find out bullet is always the better way.

2. We don't have melee in L4D 1.
Once again, as a true gamer thy shall question thyself. Do thy really need a melee weapon if a zombie apocalypse is happening?

3. Because its かっこうのいい (cool or stylish)or (kakko-u-no-ii) use it my beautiful readers.
Bloods will splattered all over your screen if you manage to kill them in close range. Which can be both a nuisance that blocks one view and looking realistic at the same time.

Believe me, I love being a melee player in any FPS or RPG. I eventually suck at shooting except for sniping.

Applying only a single or double motion of wielding into every melee weapon?Yes?No? Sorry for my high observational skill. Is it my fault that I noticed the axe can only swing from my left to the right? So, its like mouse 1, left to right, zombies die, mouse 1, left to right, more zombies die, mouse 1, same animation again , come on, you know the drill. Katana has only 2 swings from the left to the right and then vice versa. But its quick at least you feel good and hyper until a boss type infected arrives. Youtube it and look for yourself for the swinging motion of the axe and katana.

But its not a big of a deal right? We have guitars, machete, baton and even the chainsaw. They were so many. Yeah but they are all melee, they all feel the same. Might as well just give us a sword or a knife for the whole game. Sure it gives you a refreshing feeling from the start but on the long run.... you will still prefer a gun. Weird quotes that I heard, " Guitar the Charger ! Chainsaw the Jockey! Why don't you frying pan the Hunter just now?" This is getting ridiculous.

Another one of the biggest issues. IMBA.

On the blue corner, we have 4 epic survivors prepared to be chewed by the infected. Survivors can equip guns, medipack, painkillers and a throwable weapon. They have 2 legs that cant sprint and a plenty more gadgets such as limited incendiary ammo to assist them and chemical weapons.

On the red corner lies the boss infected where they come into 7 types and each of them have their unique abilities. I assume you know each of everyone of them. Charger, a mini tank which can't be knockback has 600 HP it charges and pummels the survivor to the ground. Spitter, an infected that spits acid through the mouth that causes area damage and lives a puddle of acids when it dies. Jockey, an infected that will jump to the back of your shoulders and pull you away from your team into dark alley corners. That sums it all.

And what do the survivors have?
Anything new other than guns? Yes, you can play melee and get eaten more quickly. New characters? Laser sights? More guns?
We must have 4 survivors or else we will have to change our game title.
I can now imagine how will the team being slaughter by a Boomer, Charger, Hunter, and a Smoker. Boomer explodes, cause confusion and takes away your vision, Charger rams survivor 1, Smoker pulls survivor 2, Hunter pounces survivor 3, all other infected gangs up at poor no.4 or replace Boomer anytime with a Jockey if lucky and just mount, pounce, pummel and choke all four of them into the ground, instant KO.

What's even worse are the normal infected seems like they are coming from everywhere.

3. Artificial not so Intelligent. (survivor)
Throughout the game, as the host, I have being targeted by Infected bosses all the time. I am the key victim. Since we are short of 1 player. We were force to have 1 A.I in our team. Unlike the L4D 1 they do not freaking get in your way and line up infront of your crosshair. But this does. Yes, sure they do heal. They do shoot. At one time at Autrium I get my ass kicked by a Smoker while I was picking up gas can. A.I was infront of me and he did freaking nothing to save me. I swear to god he was grinning ear to ear while I was being rape by the Smoker. It looks like a freaking human player now. DAMNATION.

4. Artificial almost too intelligent. (Infectos and Steven Spielberg or Michael Bay)
Trust me. They are smart. I know it from the bottom of my heart The Director has been enhanced. One of the most challenging part of the game is the constant incoming attacks from the hordes. It just never stops sometimes or maybe perhaps we are moving too slow. Boomers never stupidly appears anymore, so as other infected, they really do sit and wait for their chances to come.

However, L4D2 is still consider one of the best game and it is highly addictive if you have a bunch of friends to play. Playing with the A.I did not really unleash the full potential of the game, not to mention that we do suffer from spikes, lags and hanging.

Nevertheless, Valve still indeed care for their gamers and customers by providing more maps, more guns, more zombies, and more enhancement in the sequel. It is a good game and the best of all it still does retain the gameplay of L4D1.

Left 4 Dead 2 is still one of best game out there but don't expect much from the sequel unless you have friends on both sides of the team.

Conclusion, I give this game a 7 out of 10.

Monday, November 16, 2009

Call of Console Duty. Modern Warfare 2.

Could Infinity Ward had forsaken us?
Although the Gameplay was good.
I am always always trying to be professional but under these circumstances. No.
Although this time my writing requires more substance, I promise I shall do it on the next post.

- It has no dedicated servers.

- They changed the lobby of the Multiplayer.

- I swear I was playing Halo at that one second.

- Console style lobby. We can never select or choose any game servers made by player that we feel like it.

- 18 players max. Nuff said. You'll be killing the 9 people over and over again. Yes I am so happy.

- Due to the removal of the feature "LEAN" , which is popping out heads on the end of the wall to minimize exposure and the risk of getting shot, I have knife the wall thus revealing myself to the enemy dozen of times when I was going right and flashbang myself when I was going left. I shall name this event as "Phantom Lean." It's like having your arm being amputated and you still feel the pain. It's like you swear to god you press the lean button and it freaking pops out a flashbang. You are playing MW 2 . Hoorah. My . Ass.

- You were given a list of game mode. TDM, CTF, DOMINATION. ETC. But you were not given the list of servers you choose to join.

- I feel like playing Halo on the Xbox 360


- LEFT 4 DEAD 2 is the future all hail, Valve.

- Borderlands FTW

- Team Fotress 2? Can Malaysian just forget about COD and switch to TEAM FORTRESS 2?

- Blizzard Activision better not fucked up Starcraft 2 nor Diablo 3. I have major faith in the BATTLE.NET. Hell if they tweaked it into console mode. I will fucking join the game industry after I finish my degree and kill all of the son of bitches who have involved in the development of downgrading the service of battle.net.

- I will try to be fair. Without further hesitance, the skill, the perks, the additional new allocades, emblems, titles and level were done SUPERBLY. Yes. No sarcasm. It is really well done. Having you to kill with the same perks over and over to gain an upgraded version of that perk really amazes all of us.

Should all of us adapt? or should all of us protest?
Is the key to future gaming? I without a doubt certainly disagree with the action of IW.
I am always trying to be fair. I am always try not to be bias. The gameplay isn't that bad, but they twitted with the multiplayer too much.

It has lost its flexibility, convenience, friendliness( too Noob friendly), and freedom.
I gave it a five out of ten. Five for improvement and a minus of five for murdering the multiplayer mode.

On the altar of the Gods of FPS Gaming. For the moment, there will be a blank spot on the altar.

PS. Ah Yia, don't be disappointed. I feel your pain of knifing the wall.

Sunday, September 20, 2009

R.I.P Yoshito Usui.

In the evening of September 20, Gunma prefectural police recovered the body that had been found at the base of a cliff face on Mount Arafune. The body has been formally identified by family as Yoshito Usui, author of popular series "Crayon Shin-chan" who had been missing since the 11th.

It is understood that Usui-san (51) was heading towards the mountain to go climbing and contact could not be made to him by family. On September 20, police recovered his body by helicopter. It arrived at Shimonita before 4:00pm. An inquest was held by police after his family confirmed that the body was that of Usui-san. Police are currently investigating the circumstances surrounding Usui-san's death.

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I will always remember how you've bring happiness to your readers.

I will always remember how Shin Chan make fun of everything.

I will always remember how you try to deliver the moral values of Japan's society.

I will always remember how it affects my thought, my actions, and my mood when reading this book.

I have learned countless values towards life by reading this manga.

I will always remember how it was the best in Japan.

I will always remember Shin Chan.

My view towards life: Everyone dies, it is one of the stage that everybody must go through.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

You know you study too hard when.......

Answers all questions.

Question 1

a) What is MMO? Explain the culture and theories of "grinding".

(6 Marks)

b) LUK is the most misunderstood and complicated stats of all in the perspective
of RPG and MMO. Do you agree ? Argue in Malaysia gaming cultural context.

(24Marks)

Question 2

a) Define and explain the term "Tanker" in common gaming world.
(5 Marks)

b) Fill in the blanks with the appropriate answers.
" I am blind, _________ " Illidan Stormrage.
" I am a magic man __________ " Kael'thas Sunstrider
" ________________ ARE ONE " LICH KING

(5 Marks)

c) Define a player that is lower level compare to you but has an
equipment that can apprehend most of the gameplay.

(Marks will only be given if you are able to answer the next question.1337)


Section C

Explain the system gameplay and mechanics of FALLOUT 3, Warcraft 3: FROZEN THRONE, Neverwinter Nights and CALL OF DUTY : MODERN WARFARE and QUAKE III. You were required to

- state the developers.
- Gameplay mechanics
- History of the game.
- Their previous predecessors.
- The Railgun (QUAKE III only)
- Frostmourne (Warcraft 3)
- The N00B tube ( Call of Duty 4)
- The Undead ( Neverwinter Nights)
- VATS system ( Fallout)

(100 Marks)


Reminder : Suitable marks shall be given to the student if they were able to answer Section C.
The maximum mark for this paper is still 100.

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This is what you get for studying 5 hours straight, revising the same thing over and over again.

And it has been proven Ziwen inspirations meter will shoot over the scale if he was put under stress. Yes. I've reached a new level of epicness.

Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Goddess of Examinations and Patrons of Four Flats Please Forgive Me.

I was informed that it is best to edit this article that I wrote to make it more funnier, ridiculous and way beyond unreasonable... I hope one day, a savior will rise and build this type of higher education institute for our younger generation. All I can do is to live long enough to see that day actually happen. in which I deem, almost beyond impossible to happen. Laugh it out readers.


Semester 1:

Introduction to Computer Gaming.
Students will be expose to the environment of gaming. They will learn on how to differentiate Single Player mode, MultiPlayer mode, campaign, and other options. They will be taught on the purposes and the objectives of Computer Gaming, along with their pros and cons of the aspect. Students were required to pass one of their Gamer's Stamina achievement of the newbie section.

Newbie Handbook (will be continue on next post).
Achievements (Gamer's Stamina)

Play Hard - Students must be able to withstand a basic 16 hours of CyberCafe gameplay.
Hardcore - Students were able to withstand 72 hours of punishment of gaming.
IAMGOD - Student excel in both mental and physical fitness. To be evaluated after the finals.
ALLYOURBASEBELONGAREBELONGTOUS - Cheated in the Final Exam and escaped with it.
Student will not be penalized but will have to take up an extra subject called " Ethics and Social Responsibility of Gamers."


Console Gaming (I)
They will learn to define what is a console, what makes a console, and how to create a concept of the best consoles as a gamer. They will be educate from joysticks to A/V video wiring. Not to mention, they are also learning why the X BOX 360 fails.

One of the respected syllabus of this subject course.
1. Red Ring of Death
2.
Controls.
3. The player.
4. Player's Behaviour.
5. Player Communication Process.
6. Violence Video Gaming.
7. Portable Handheld devices.

History of Games and Creators.
Who created the rocket launcher? How DOOM became famous? John Carmack? Will Wright? This is the subject for gamers to know what they should know as a gamer. In this subject, students will learn who, how and why creators developed a game. The secret of the railgun has already been discovered and why Duke Nukem failed to finish will be included inside the syllabus.

Syllabus of the course.
1. Valve.
2. Blizzard.
3. FPS.
3. Team Deathmatch.
4 Weapons of Choices.
5. Turn based strategy.
6. Godlike Game Creators.


Effective Calculation Techniques of Drop Rates and Criticals.
Learn how to program a critical calculation, using complex mathematical techniques to complicated calculation of drop rates. Students were emphasize on how to multiply their criticals and calculating drop rates for a certain items. This subject also heavily emphasize on the calculating movements, maps, skill timings. Balancing is the key of this subject.

Syllabus of the course

1. Descriptive Statistics
2. Mathematical Techniques of Brilliance.
3. Critical guide to balancing.
4. RPG calculation.
5. Algebra of Upgrading Equipments.


Introduction to Principles of In-Gaming Economics.
The studies of Game's Economics. Demand and supply for potions, weapons and NPCs.
How does one item affect the whole economy? Will easy items will always be cheap? Is the item a complimentary for quests or is it just a useless item to be sold for the merciless NPC?
Sketch the Demand and Supply Graph to figure out what will happen to the current economy. Profit Maximization!

Syllabus of the course

1. Demand and Supply of E- Cards and packages.
2. Monthly Prepayment Cards supply.
3. Achievements and Trophies.
4. Amount of time in game minus reality time.
5. Loss and Minimizing Loss while Maximizing Profit.
6. The Law of Quest givers and Quest takers.
7. Output of PVP deaths and entrants.
8. How bots and hacks affect the IGE?

For the Goddess of Examinations and Patrons of Four Flats, please forgive my humble desires and actions. I am bored of reading for examinations but I will always hope that all of you will open the gates of Distinctions or Merit or Pass for your humble servant. A -men
Good job, I gotta fail my real life and start leading a second life. GOOD JOB ME. Back to study....